There was once a boyfriend and his girlfriend, they did not meet up long. Work kept them far apart.
This girlfriend happens to be my friend.
Now, it so happened that one day out of the blues, both bumped into each other in the same meeting. Both were covering different newspapers..
Now, my friend is a bit plumpy, on the heavier side. Whereas the boyfriend is slightly thin, definitely not emaciated but on the other side of her.
Now, as soon as her eyes spot him…
She pushes her ears back, her hairs flying off as she fall into a slight jog and then a run.
As she was almost at an arms length from Jags, he too began jogging but backwards.
Sooner he too fell into a run.
Confused my friend Liz picked up speed, even though huffing by now.
Jags was like flying in the air, being an all time 800 meter sprinter since he was in school..
Finally Liz meets him and both ate jogging. There are huge journalist vans all around, people are placing themselves up to cover the much happening news and all are sort of giving looks which say,
“Are you nuts?
” Hey why are you running away? What’s wrong? It’s embarrassing, stop, i say. ”
Now Jags has stopped running.
” I thought you were running so I would accompany you. ”
Much later on their wedding day, he confessed that he was not sure he could take her load and both might fall down, and she would actually lick him like his dog does once he is home.
That would probably have been more embarrassing. He declared.. As all fell into a laugh
Here is one of the other,
Still not farther,
We are so full of lather,
We cannot see the father, neither the mother,
You do what you see,
At the end, there is a hefty fee,
In innocence lies the key,
I presume very few now see, other than me.

The yellow 🐝 bee,
Is my G (gravity)
Trying to invade my heart,
Wearing a mighty yellow shirt,
Is it that I am full of happiness and fun,
It too is, after finding the bun.
Just the circle of life comes back to me again and again.
I try tirelessly to understand it,
But I fail often, to sit
giving it, a comment most fit.
All I know, life is nothing, and goes well, if only, well lit.

This is a thought whenever I see them, of course I simply adore them and love them immensely but I am simply amazed at their competency.
So I thought of penning down what I find so amazing about them.

Snake: heloo mascher Kaleein.
Hello idiot.
Agh amg mascher I think our por key z shear..
You better be right this time.
Mascher hung..
Well in twenty five years once such a human appears who has it all with that extra bit. Many have it but evil gnaws their roots.


This pic I drew when I began learning painting and I did not wish to change it. So it’s childish.
Well, what exactly is happiness made of:
A little fur and a tail.
Or this,

Is life always dirty, murky waters?
You keep explaining people it is not what you think and then one day all of a sudden you realize why were you even caring to answer back when none was true.
Merely trying to make things difficult, unpleasant and uncanny is some people’s hobby. So ignore and move on.
Why does it take a dog so long that it need no longer come home through the small hole in the gate when the complete gate is open wide.
The mind often becomes like that tiny helpless puppy and all people of the above mentioned kind do is practice bullying.
Gosh… Fat headed fools.. Right royal Charlies.. Well, who?
I or them.. Naah you must be knowing by now it’s always them who bully because captain America hates bullies so do I.
When I had joined this job, there were four interviewers in the panel. I talk of January 2010.
This panel had a senior manager cum associate director who happened to know my old school principal. She was their family friend and my principal in high school.
Now, why I hate mobile phones at times.
One day as I was talking to my principal mam over the phone, I asked her if she knew this director of ours who once told me he knows her from an old photograph which I had used as my screensaver.
Unfortunately he saw it.
Unfortunately I asked her.
Now, she said something like this over the phone.
“why are you asking?”
So, I told her how I know him and as what. Back then I only knew him as a director, leave alone anything else, an ultimate professional relationship. Now my Sister is a motherly person, so the next question went like this.
“are you brrrr grrichh grrr.” the glitch of the mobile.
I said “ya” not to acknowledge her statement but like a question.
Poor old sister did not get it, so next thing she tells me is about his elder brother which is something I did not even want to know in the first place, but just to not offend her I kept saying hmm hmm hmm.
Next, she tells me this,
“You know he has some grrr brr grrr vhch problem.”
I am like wait what, soon after she told me the problem.
I was like why am I even receiving such personal details about a director i barely know more than the fact that he encourages all his staff very well to pursue more work keeping them well inspired. Plus, I should not know about something as to who or what he is.
I have barely ever shown any sort of any faintest interest, even the word interest would be an insult in this juxtaposition.
Then, I’m like guessing and imagining the first sentences.
Ohh my God, did she, wait what.. My mind was taking a huge time to even grasp this abruptness.
But, I could not go back and ask her since all this while absent mindedly I was nodding hmm hmm.
Who would believe me if I said something negative now, because she would think differently.
Then she randomly moved to my other friends, family and all colleagues.
I kept complaining, talking but never got a chance to go back and deny her thoughts which I felt were her thoughts at that point.
Since then till date, I could never confirm and each day I greeted this man, I had always this thought in the back of this mind.
“ohh, Jesus please save me from mad thoughts and confusions.”
Babaji dont give me anymore confusion to deal with.
Of course I am Thor’s child and thus confusion are part of my life, but some as such are downright embarrassing.
As the end comes, so comes the memories and specially these funny ones where people took to their own thinking and patterns and styles.
I have one more such random story, this time its an ex colleague and that madness was something again I blamed people for misunderstanding.
I had no intention to date or like, leave alone love them. But funny stories creep up and also make your journey unstable since now people are attacking you thinking they are right.
Sadly mostly all, except one or two chosen few, all are always wrong about me and my few handful gossiped affairs.
When people can’t explain an emotion they call it affair.
When people can’t understand an emotion they call it affair.
Fear is actually the new love, so I may pretend to conclude.
Well, this boy has joined the school.. First day… He is so happy. Strangely he seems to think it’s good.. But only time will tell what he finds in school and how.
Meanwhile he is getting noticed and the world of friends and enemies are slowly beginning to arise.
Please follow the next chapter for it. Can you see him and if you like him, slowly find his friends, enemies and aliens who make a story out of his life. Stay tuned. 
So I spotted these two guys and apart from my daily chores taking care of them had to take precedence. One of them the spider had turned a little slow thanks to the showers and the wind. I spotted it inside my shoe.. So brought it out in d open in the broad sunlight. After warming up it regained it’s usual speed and danced the way down to its path.
The little lizard was hiding under the table almost hibernating state. Without a mother and food hibernating body can often be fatal for these little beings. So I shifted it to the sun..to warm up and gave it a little drink.. By the way it’s a gecko baby.. De often voice their opinion in the middle of any conversation… If you have noticed.. Thus it’s still recovering
By the way about the milk part.. Do they drink milk well,yes very much. I have caught them red handed drinking from the vessel, the left over milk if we by chance finish the milk and leave the vessel in the sink. So here you go.. Happy Saturday all of you.. 

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